Funny poker story, when i ripped up my cards

Funny poker story, when i ripped up my cards

So i told my friend this story just now and i figured i would share it with all of you

so im playing $2/$5 at this indian reservation in san diego and im siting with a lik over $500, i have KK, and i raise preflop and get a bunch of callers, flop comes out all spades and i have the King of spade, player x(mexican guy) leads, i raise, player b (asian guy) goes into the tank and hes siting dep like hes got like over 3k in $5 change and $25 chips, and he re raises big, player x ships it, i re evaluate for like 20 sec. and ship it and player b thinks forever, and finally calls additions $350 or w/e, player x had QJ off with Q of spade and turn came spade, so i have King high flush and river is blank and player bs hows his hand, i showed mine and player x shows some bs card and then shows the A of spade he had like A3 or something with Ace of spade, so sick! and then this guy sat down at the table with $100!! (rofl)..$2/$5 game with $100 and im like standing there taking all of it in, i just got fucked! u know lol, and the fucking guy that just sat down with $100 fuckin says somethign! :D he goes "just muck ur hand, u obv cant beat it" i fuckin lost it!! :D im like WTF!! hahahaha i fuckin rip up my kings and threw em at him and i go "there, i mucked em!!" :D and i walk away and the floor calls me over and and they lady goes Hey! you! im like hahaha seriously? and they walk me to the back and im like wtf they gonna kick my #####? :D and like this guy that looks like hes big time walks out and another guy that actually banned my dad out the prev week :D and i go im not being banned right? cuz i went there alot ya know and he goes na, u gotta pay for the deck tho and fuckion never do that again! he was real firm to :D im like $27 how the ##### u come up with that number :D funny as shit, and then my dad and i jokea round cuz he really didnt do anything i think he just like said ##### u to a dealer or another person and got banned or something i forgot and i fuckin do that and i dont get banned :D funny as shit

ur one sick ##### dude bro!!!!

do you rip your monitor up when your kk loses to ace rags online too?

onallhoes wrote:

ur one sick ##### dude bro!!!!

Lol ty

GarlicButter wrote:

do you rip your monitor up when your kk loses to ace rags online too?

lol na thank god i dont either cuz that would be a lil more costly than $27 LOL