I stole this from another forum.
NEWS FLASH!!!!! The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called US Redneck Special Forces(USRSF). These southern boys will be dropped in Afghanistan knowing only 5 facts about terrorists.
1. The season opened today
2. There is no limit
3. They taste just like chicken
4. They don’t like beer, pick-ups, country music or Jesus
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problems to be over by Monday!